My greatest desire is for you to come away having had the most wonderful time. Therefore, upon initial contact, please indulge me by briefly acquainting your lovely self with me and detailing how you’d like to spend our encounter together.

Bartering a lady for her rates is both bad mannered and disrespectful. If my rates are not suitable to your financial circumstances, there are plenty of other lovely ladies who will be.

Please, upon my arrival (or yours), kindly place the Roses within view. If our meeting occurs in public, please have your gift placed inside a book or a magazine and hand it to me discreetly.

Please prepare yourself for our meeting by ensuring you have fresh from the shower or you are welcome to take a shower at my incall. I am always freshly showered and groomed impeccably.